Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- Trump

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

Karma may sometimes be late to arrive.
But it never loses an address.

Thursday, April 2, 2009

Don't Let the Screen Door Hit You On Your Way Out

Rush Limbaugh is leaving New York City.

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Does anyone know why that fascist gasbag is broadcasting from a studio in New York City in the first place? Surely there are right-wing areas that are accepting of a man who has been married several times and who had a killer Oxycontin habit.

Someone ought to go to Mapquest, print out the directions from Rush's NYC digs to the Chimperor's new neighborhood.
Posted by on or about 07:14

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

The gasbag was in NY to drum up support in the special election. It would have been a shame if the defacto leadership didn't show up for that.

4/02/2009 9:26 AM
Comrade Misfit said...

That particular Hindenberg said that he has both an apartment and a condo in NYC. (One to sleep in and one for kinky acts involving cucumbers?))

4/02/2009 9:38 AM

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