Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Thursday, April 2, 2009

Don't Let the Screen Door Hit You On Your Way Out

Rush Limbaugh is leaving New York City.

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Does anyone know why that fascist gasbag is broadcasting from a studio in New York City in the first place? Surely there are right-wing areas that are accepting of a man who has been married several times and who had a killer Oxycontin habit.

Someone ought to go to Mapquest, print out the directions from Rush's NYC digs to the Chimperor's new neighborhood.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

The gasbag was in NY to drum up support in the special election. It would have been a shame if the defacto leadership didn't show up for that.

Comrade Misfit said...

That particular Hindenberg said that he has both an apartment and a condo in NYC. (One to sleep in and one for kinky acts involving cucumbers?))