Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck, A/K/A Dolt-45,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset., A/K/A P01135809

Tuesday, April 21, 2009

Aren't We Lucky

That this guy wasn't around on April 19, 1775:

On the other hand, maybe it would have been better if he was. The Lobsterbacks's officers would have been so convulsed with laughter that the Minutemen could have killed most of them with butter knives.

(The photo was from one of the tea-baggery events.)

(H/T)

3 comments:

deadstick said...

Descent...yeah, he's got that right.

Phil said...

In demonstrating his dissent, this GOP yo-yo was at least decent enough to show that his party is a party in descent.

Bring in the clowns!

BadTux said...

What a moran.