Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck, A/K/A Dolt-45,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset., A/K/A P01135809

Friday, April 10, 2009

An Astonishing Package of "Stupid" and "Unfunny", All Rolled Into One

Kröd Mändoon and the Flaming Sword of Fire.

I'd almost rather have watched the Collected Speeches of George Bush, it would have been just as big a waste of an hour.

3 comments:

deadstick said...

I smelled turkey in about five minutes and switched to a Netflix.

Comrade Misfit said...

That was a wise move on your part, indeed.

Distributorcap said...

at least you can laugh at bush speeches