Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck, A/K/A Dolt-45,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset., A/K/A P01135809

Tuesday, April 28, 2009

Smacking Down the Swine Flu

The Daily Show takes on the hype around the Swine Flu:

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Jason Jones does "paranoid crazy person" better than most:

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1 comment:

lisahgolden said...

I'm confused. Are we supposed to be wearing masks? Or fake pig noses? I had one friend shame me big time for making a joke about it because he has friends and colleagues in Mexico City. Can you tell me what I'm supposed to be doing?

I mean, I'm willing to stay home if that's the smart thing to do. I don't HAVE to go to the office.