Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck, A/K/A Dolt-45,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset., A/K/A P01135809

Monday, April 27, 2009

"Ah Always Rely On the Kindness of Strangers..."

"...not to key my fucking Mercedes."


Not that I would ever do such a thing. But seriously. If your car is that precious to you, go rent a fucking garage.
Posted by on or about 19:25

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

Looks like what I would call a compensation car.

4/27/2009 11:10 PM
BadTux said...

You should have left the license plate unsmudged, just so that anybody else who saw this exact car coming could treat it the way it deserves.

I don't get it. A Honda Accord gives you all the room, comfort, power, and handling of a Mercedes, for 1/2 the price. But it doesn't have the Daimler propeller on the front. Sigh. But then, I'm a guy who drives a dirty dented-up Jeep around, so maybe I'm just the wrong market...

- Badtux the Auto Penguin

4/28/2009 1:03 AM

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