Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Tuesday, February 3, 2009

If George W. Bush Was Still the Preznit

The Pentagon would be actively planning to invade Bolivia.

This is why.
Posted by on or about 09:05

3 comments:

One Fly said...

I put something up on this last week Misfit. It was a bit of a surprise with all that has been written about Bolivia don't remember ever hearing anything about lithium.

Time to start getting along rather than threatening.

2/03/2009 10:03 AM
Comrade Misfit said...

I didn't recall seeing your post or I'd have h/t'd you

2/03/2009 12:40 PM
montag said...

No war, no way. If Dear Leader was still in charge, no one would be trying to build a better battery. What would you use it for?

2/03/2009 7:43 PM

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