Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Monday, February 23, 2009

E-Mail Quote of the Day

From a group of e-mails about a woman who is expecting triplets:
"If you have three boys and [your husband] wants to name them Moe, Larry and Curly, I suggest that you consider shooting him."
Posted by on or about 13:19

4 comments:

SkinnyDennis said...

Well, maybe if he named them
Moe, Larry and Shemp...

2/23/2009 5:02 PM
One Fly said...

Ms. Misfit there's more to the Iowa guard story.

2/23/2009 7:23 PM
Comrade Misfit said...

Yeah, I saw. But I'm still kind of suspicious.

2/23/2009 8:24 PM
One Fly said...

Very suspicious

2/23/2009 8:34 PM

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