Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck, A/K/A Dolt-45,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset., A/K/A P01135809

Wednesday, February 18, 2009

The Official Ride of the GOP



California's government is melting down because the party of Hoover is engaged in intramural bloodletting
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The Hooverites, who are showing tendencies that combine libertarianism with anarchism, seem to have concluded that it is better to completely wreck things than to actually govern. Maybe it's just me, but I don't see how becoming known as the party of intransigence is going to work for them at the next election.

4 comments:

Phil said...

You got it half right. The guy with his foot on the running board is the official face of the GOP. The official ride of the GOP is the Oscar Mayer Wienermobile.

Tengrain said...

But how do they all fit in that car? I've seen some of them, they're big!

Regards,

Tengrain

Comrade Misfit said...

They fit in the same way that tax cuts can cure all economic ills: Magic!

(That, and gay sex in the airport bathrooms.)

Cujo359 said...

I am so glad I don't live in California. That politicians would rather lay off 20K workers than come to an agreement is sad.