Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck, A/K/A Dolt-45,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset., A/K/A P01135809

Thursday, February 12, 2009

Don't Fly Frontier Airlines and Spank Your Kids

If you do, the flight attendants will have you arrested for terrorism, you'll spend months in jail and you'll lose custody of them forever.

Better yet, just don't fly Frontier Airlines if you can avoid doing so.

The airlines have been running amok with charging unruly passengers with terrorism. It is well past time to change the law and end this sort of stupid shit.

(H/T to Stupid Security)

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

You know, I've scoured the web for more details because frankly something does not seem to be quite right about Ms. Freeman's ordeal. In particular about losing the kids.

Now, I am making the big assumption that child protection laws are pretty similar between the states. Here in Indiana, the primary objective for foster care is reunification. Parents who have their children removed are traditionlly given a set of conditions that they must satisfy for the children to be returned. Termination of rights usually comes after it becomes clear that the parents are unable or unwilling to meet those conditions.

The fact that they are terminating rights now, implies to me that there might have been some prior incidents in the past (hard to verify due to confidentialy rules). Then again maybe she is getting a raw deal because of the conditions of her probation.

But something does not seem to be right here.

Karen Zipdrive said...

One time I was booked on one of those dinky SunJet flights from Vegas back home to San Antonio.
The flight was due to leave Vegas at 8 p.m. Sunday night.
We arrived at the airport on time, fried from four days of drinking, etc. and just wanting to get home.
Hours passed and the flight kept getting delayed.
Finally after midnight we lined up to board the plane. Tempers were short and people were exhausted.
But the stewardess was a total bitch/control freak and each time a passenger so much as raised an eyebrow she'd threaten not to let them board.
Her verbal abuse and threats had to be accepted, lest we get bumped. I wanted to bop her in the head, but I wanted to be in my own bed even more.
Fuck SunJet.
Haven't used them since because of that bitch.
I'm sure if any of the passengers on that flight would have had kids, they would have been denied boarding just because.