Orange Felon Can't Tell Me What to Do

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"Eck!" -- George the Cat

Karma may sometimes be late to arrive.
But it never loses an address.

Tuesday, February 3, 2009

Double-Barrelled Repeater

Will set you back $40K or so.



Double-barreled rifles are popular in places where you may need to shoot very large cartridges at very dangerous animals at short ranges.

It weighs 16lbs or so, so start working out.
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4 comments:

Anonymous said...

Any more info available? First I knew a double barrelled bolt action existed.

2/03/2009 12:54 PM
Comrade Misfit said...

I've heard that it costs $40,000 and that they are custom-built with a minimum two year delivery time, but they don't have a web site, so that's all I know.

2/03/2009 2:52 PM
One Fly said...

You'd look right handsome wearing that thing jeg.

2/03/2009 10:34 PM
Cujo359 said...

Same here, jeg43.

At sixteen pounds, I think you'd better have that thing pointed in the right direction before that dangerous animal notices you.

2/06/2009 11:17 PM

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