Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Sunday, January 25, 2009

Why I Am Not Running the Country

The party of Hoover does not like President Obama's stimulus plan. They want more tax cuts for the rich included.

This is what I would say to the party of Hoover: "We tried it your way. It didn't work. Your plan of `tax cuts for the rich and huge defense spending' grew the Federal deficit from one trillion dollars in 1980 to over ten trillion dollars today.

"More than that, if your ideas were so good, then why did you lose 14 Senate seats over two elections? You went from 232 seats in the House for the 109th Congress to 198 seats for the 110th Congress and now you have 178 seats.

"Your old ideas are failures. Either come back with new ones or just STFU and get out of the way."

Which is why I'd never be president.

4 comments:

lisahgolden said...

Yeah, diplomacy in that situation would be beyond my abilities.

Karen Zipdrive said...

Not to mention the risk you might have of spraying them with your new Mosin.

Comrade Misfit said...

You don't "spray" with a Mosin, Karen. It's a bolt-action rifle that holds five rounds.

Aimed fire. :)

Mark Rossmore said...

Direct that "aimed fire" at their crotches, so they can't breed more Young Republicans. You'll have to aim sharp, though. Small targets and all...