Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Tuesday, January 20, 2009

Talk About a Prescient Gift

Since 1989, Lenox, Inc. has created a hard-made engraved crystal bowl for the incoming President and Vice President as an official gift, given by Congress, on behalf of the American people.

Except in 2005. For that Inauguration, President Skidmark and Vice President Vader were given hurricane lamps.

(No snark needed.)
Posted by on or about 19:28

2 comments:

exmixer said...

>>Vice President Vader<<

Or, as I prefer to refer to whatever it is, the triple 6. Hmmm, wtf was he doing Tuesday in the chair? FDR, or some version of Munchausen Syndrome for a world wide audience? Seen it done better on Law & Order ;-)

exmixer

1/21/2009 1:03 AM
Karen Zipdrive said...

Too bad Lenox couldn't have whipped out a couple of dumbbells.

1/21/2009 8:52 AM

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