Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Friday, January 16, 2009

If You Get Sick From Eating This Cheese, Please Excuse Me For Laughing At You As You Writhe in Agony

Cranky Prof has the details. Basically, the cheese is fermented buy allowing maggots to semi-digest it and then the discriminating diner eats it, maggots and all. The maggots, being less than amused by that chain of events, may then try to burrow out of the diners' intestines.

If you eat this stuff and you do get ill, make sure they put that fact on your tombstone so that people can laugh at you for the next few centuries.

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

"The maggots, being less than amused by that chain of events, may then try to burrow out of the diners' intestines."
Nahhhhh, maggots eat necrotic tissue, not healthy tissue, which is why they were and sometimes, still are used to treat festering chronic wounds.
Gug

deadstick said...

Makes Kopi Luwak coffee look pretty good...

Comrade Misfit said...

Did you read about these particular maggots, Gug?

PhysioProf said...

That's fucking narshty!!!!