Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Wednesday, January 21, 2009

"Bullshit" is Called on This

I was, by far, not the only person who was incredulous at the idea that the Former Vice President for Torture, Richard Cheney, threw his back out by helping to move boxes. The man, after all, has had a pasta-bazillion heart attacks and he is closing in on 70.

I did not think of the idea that the whole incident was staged so that he would not have to stand and give honor to President Obama.

But I suspect that it is indeed plausible. And it would be just the sort of dickish move that one might expect from that old fuck.

Jon Stewart was right: All Cheney needed to complete the picture was a snow-white Persian cat on his lap.

And I don't know how I missed this from Monday's show:

3 comments:

deadstick said...

I'm not ready to buy the Cheney thing. Revenge is worthless unless the target KNOWS it's revenge...just read "The Cask of Amontillado". And it has to HURT.

Of course, he could call up Obama and say "I was just giving you the finger", but Obama could merely say "OK, say that to the cameras, Big Man..."

Old farts throw their backs out. Trust me on this.

exmixer said...

Esteemed Comrade E.B.,

"I did not think of the idea that the whole incident was staged so that he would not have to stand and give honor to President Obama."

Are you being more subtle than usual, or has your awareness of Cheney gone missing? That wasn't a virtual finger, triple 6 made his intention perfectly fuck you Obama clear.

My friend Deborah gave the perfect comment tonight: Dr. Strangelove, where the fuck is the glove, the cane was a nice touch though ;-)

exmixer

Karen Zipdrive said...

I agree that the whole thing was trumped up so Dick wouldn't have to stand for the President.
And it if wasn't faked, I hope his back hurts like hell.