Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- Trump

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

Karma may sometimes be late to arrive.
But it never loses an address.

Wednesday, November 5, 2008

The Official Celebratory Drink of This Blog

Not exactly the best stuff I've ever had, but at less than nine bucks a bottle, it was hard to pass up. Korbel or some other plonk might have been a better choice, but I'm not a champagne drinker, so what the hell.

Seemed fitting, though.
Posted by on or about 21:16

2 comments:

Mark Rossmore said...

Na zdorovia, comrade!

*cachinka!*

11/06/2008 7:49 AM
montag said...

Sounds like it would hammer your head until you want to cut your throat with a sickle.

11/06/2008 7:49 PM

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