Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Friday, December 21, 2007

Bad Day At the Office?

You might want to be in a place that's safe for laughing.
Posted by on or about 12:31

4 comments:

Phil said...

Thank you, I feel much better now, that was hysterical.

Merry Christmas EB.

12/21/2007 2:20 PM
Lurch said...

Excellent. Sometimes a little positive action provides more relief than 4 aspirin, 3 Darvocet or 19 minutes with a squib.

12/21/2007 6:28 PM
BadTux said...

Bwahaha! Once I had a keyboard that the "s" key started sticking on. I tried cleaning it out but it still kept sticking. Finally I just ripped the keyboard off the front of my computer (USB keyboard plugged into front of computer), calmly walked out to my patio, and... "WHACK! WHACK! WHACK! WHACK!" against the pavement until it was in little pieces.

Then I walked out and went and bought another keyboard.

The pieces of that keyboard stayed scattered all over my patio for almost a month as a warning to my new keyboard.

- Badtux the Keyboardin' Penguin

12/21/2007 7:07 PM
Comrade Misfit said...

And happy holidays to you, BN.

12/21/2007 8:06 PM

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