Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

DONALD TRUMP IS A CONVICTED FELON. CASE CLOSED.

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- Trump

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

Karma may sometimes be late to arrive.
But it never loses an address.

Sunday, December 9, 2007

Arr, Here There Be Jews!

I'm not overly religious. Hell, by most folks' standards, I'm barely religious. I don't traffic in organized religion; I tend to regard religious entities as forces that, in large measure, have more often served the dark side of humanity.

But this time of year, I feel the urge to let people know that December just doesn't belong to Santa Claus and the Christians. So I set my menorah in the window and that's where I burn the candles for the eight nights of Hannukha.


And yes, it is not exactly a holy sentiment. There is a strain of "I'm here, I'm Jewish, and if you don't like it, fuck you" running through the reasons why I do this.

(p.s., the blob on the lower left of the menorah is birdshit on the outside of the window.)

1 comment:

BadTux said...

If I still lived in Fundyland, I might do that just to piss off the xtians, even though I'm about as Jewish as honey baked ham.