Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

DONALD TRUMP IS A CONVICTED FELON. CASE CLOSED.

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- Trump

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

Karma may sometimes be late to arrive.
But it never loses an address.

Wednesday, October 10, 2007

"Und Ve Vill Bomb Them, Jawohl, Mein Fuhrer"



Bush Aministration official: "I hate all Iranians."

Look, people, when you are going to make remarks like that, can you at least forego wearing the Iron Cross? (Not to mention the red leather biker jacket.)

Stop making it so easy for us to poke fun at you.

5 comments:

BadTux said...

Holy crap, that looks like some sorta transgendered dominatrix, not some sorta high official of the Bush Administration.

On the other hand, I suppose someone has to run the torture chambers, and who better than a transgendered dominatrix?

Lurch said...

You know, strangely enough, there aren't many photos of Cagan online, but every one of them shows that same metallic choker collar.


Speaking of transgendered....

Comrade Misfit said...

I figure she's wearing the scarf to disguise the scar from auto-erotic asphyxiation episode that went a little too far.

BadTux said...

So you're saying she's a Southern Baptist Preacher from Alabama too? Kinky!

- Badtux the Snarky Penguin

Lurch said...

No... that's an Adam's apple hider-upper.