Orange Felon Can't Tell Me What to Do

Words of Advice:

DONALD TRUMP IS A CONVICTED FELON. CASE CLOSED.

"America, where we restrict access to vaccines and healthcare, but you can have all the guns you want." -- Stonekettle

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

If something sounds good in your head, don't let it come out of your mouth.

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Tear Gas Tastes Like Fascism." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

Karma may sometimes be late to arrive.
But it never loses an address.

Wednesday, October 10, 2007

Eugene Robinson's Modest Proposal

"Jonathan Swift was being satirical with his "modest proposal" that the Irish eliminate poverty and hunger by eating their young. Let me know if you agree that Swift would heartily endorse my modest proposal: Bush administration officials who claim the "harsh" interrogation techniques being used on terrorism suspects are not torture should have to undergo those same techniques. Personally. Repeatedly."

While Eugene Robinson was being satirical, I think his proposal should be adopted. Let's strip Gonzalez, throw cold water on him and toss him into a freezing cell. Let's tie Dick Cheney into a chair and rough him up. Let's waterboard Chimpy. Let's do all of those things to David Addington and toss in a little bit of electrical interrogation while we're at it. Let's have a carload of neocons drive too close to a convoy guarded by mercenaries. (OK, the last one was out of bounds.)

I will bet that within ten minutes, we can get Chimpy to confess to war crimes.

We'll see if their opinions change.

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