Orange Felon Can't Tell Me What to Do

Words of Advice:

DONALD TRUMP IS A CONVICTED FELON. CASE CLOSED.

"America, where we restrict access to vaccines and healthcare, but you can have all the guns you want." -- Stonekettle

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

If something sounds good in your head, don't let it come out of your mouth.

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Tear Gas Tastes Like Fascism." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

Karma may sometimes be late to arrive.
But it never loses an address.

Wednesday, June 25, 2025

Masterful Snark (Updated)


Lot of effort and cost for little effect. A smart president wouldn't have bragged about results without a shred of evidence, much less not telegraphed the attack. But that's not what we have.

6 comments:

DTWND said...

WHAT?!?!?! The lying liar lied, again? Inconceivable.

Dale

Eck! said...

I don't call lies, they are so common and continuous because actual
truth is significant because of its extreme rarity. The rethugs are
chronic liars.

Eck!

JustMusing said...

Feeling a little peckish tonight: Brutal. That CNN "take" hit way harder than a TACO Truth Social Rant and left more wreckage than U.S. foreign policy in the Middle East. At least this time, no civilians mistook it for liberation or fled Tehran.

DGC said...

Before, nobody knew for sure if bunker busters would, in fact, bust bunkers. Now they know that physics wins. The Ayatollahs are probably toasting Trump for the valuable information he gave them.

Comrade Misfit said...

Bet the Russians, Chinese and NoRKs are on-site, inspecting the damage.

Stewart Dean said...

Hey! Just the latest in the GOP sterling record of Missions Accomplished. Now it the Navy could just put DJT on as Greyhound, find a flight suit that would fit him and dump him in the ocean.