Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Monday, October 14, 2024

Welcome to the Party, Pal; NYT Ed.

The New York Times has finally flatly observed that Trump is declining cognitively.

Does this mean that the era of sanewashing his blatherings is over?

6 comments:

Stewart Dean said...

Or to make the case even more bluntly, he can't even blather, so he sways around to music!
https://jabberwocking.com/trump-stares-vacantly-swaying-to-music-for-half-an-hour-at-town-hall/

Eck! said...

I'd hope he is asked to pay the residuals for the music. He sure isn't entertaining. So goes dementia.


Eck!

Stewart Dean said...

The scary thing about Trump's brain turning into cabbage is that Vance will step into his shoes....which will be like having Harvard educated El Chapo as President. Trump may be a vicious, greedy dumb as a rock shit, but he's got an imagination from Big Lots!. Vance is smart, amoral, educated...and the viciousness of a weasel on Flakka. You could build a Wrong Way Peter Peachfuzz fake Oval office for Trump and he'd never know it...like Governor William J. Le Petomane in Blazing Saddles
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NzbhbetwYFU

dinthebeast said...

Nah, their business model is to "both sides" the shit out of everything they find. They won't stop just because Fergus makes it inconvenient.

-Doug in Sugar Pine

JustMusing said...

The Maga party will never admit the lies or the losses.

Stewart Dean said...

Or then there's the latest Borowitz:
Elderly Man Struggles to Dance in Time to Music

OAKS, PA (The Borowitz Report)—In a spectacle that onlookers deemed worrisome, an elderly man struggled to dance in time to music for over half an hour on Monday.

After swaying unsteadily and bobbing his head in a random fashion for 38 minutes, the man was escorted away by his minders.

The septuagenarian has exhibited concerning memory issues of late, including last weekend in the Coachella Valley when he wandered off and abandoned hundreds of people in the desert.

His arrhythmic exertions in Pennsylvania, however, deeply troubled his caregivers, one of whom observed, “He danced so much better with Jeffrey Epstein.”