Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Thursday, October 24, 2024

Forking These Down, Here







Dig into a religious leader, find a kiddie fucker.







Posted by on or about 13:28
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3 comments:

montag said...

Remember those good old days when Lawrence and the gang performed "One Toke Over The Line"
https://youtu.be/t8tdmaEhMHE?si=tMhilWaMWJMMdUT5

10/24/2024 6:35 PM
Comrade Misfit said...

Watching that must be what a bad acid trip is like.

10/24/2024 6:49 PM
JustMusing said...

Also a bad acid trip was the Cyber Truck I saw yesterday painted matt black. Talk about doubling down on ugly. Elmo had one too many mushrooms when hallucinating up that truck.

10/26/2024 2:24 PM

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