Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Wednesday, May 1, 2024

In Red States, All Women of Child-Bearing Age are State Property

Demented Donnie is just fine with the idea of states monitoring pregnant women's health to ensure they don't have abortions and prosecuting them if they do.

So this is what will happen in the confederate/red states: When a girl has her first menses, she will be fitted with a health monitor, which she will have to wear under pain of incarceration until she has gone through menopause. The monitor will transmit her health status to the state and alert the Pregnancy Enforcement Police should she become pregnant. Once that happens, she will be barred from going to any state where abortion is legal. Should she do so, an arrest warrant will issue and she will be incarcerated upon her return. If she isn't then pregnant, she'llb e charged with murder.

No woman with half a brain should live in those states.

4 comments:

Stewart Dean said...

An Underground Railroad is the next step..

Eck! said...

Next up...

Fugitive women act.



Eck!

Comrade Misfit said...

Probably both true. Red states may become the natural habitat of women-hating incels.

Eck! said...

IF we go full dystopian we all know whats next...

The Lebensborn program...


Eck!