Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck, A/K/A Dolt-45,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie

Tuesday, October 31, 2023

Mike the Christian Fascist is Trying to Scrub His Tracks

Speaker Mike Johnson (R-LA) has taken down the website for the podcast he did with his wife.

But all 69 episode are still available for download for anyone to archive
.

The Internet doesn't forget much.

Johnson is a member of the Christian Taliban, and he and his wife ran a business based on those ideas:

The wife of newly elected House Speaker Mike Johnson, R-La., recently deactivated the website for her company after HuffPost found that the business' bylaws likened homosexuality to bestiality and incest.

Kelly Johnson is the owner and chief executive of Onward Christian Counseling Services, a pastoral counseling service rooted in faith, per a Friday report from HuffPost. Johnson's website, which was yanked from public access on Saturday, featured a link to an eight-page operating agreement from 2017 that detailed how the company was structured around the belief that any sort of sexual relations other than those between a man and a woman were considered "sinful and offensive to God."

“We believe and the Bible teaches that any form of sexual immorality, such as adultery, fornication, homosexuality, bisexual conduct, bestiality, incest, pornography or any attempt to change one’s sex, or disagreement with one’s biological sex, is sinful and offensive to God,” reads a section of the document
.

The Johnsons are no different from the Iranian mullahs in their belief that their twisted views should be used to guide the lives of everybody, and if they don't like it, lock them up (or execute them).

2 comments:

dan gerene said...

One thing in common with religious right, besides not being right, is their cherry picking what they want to fit their narrative from whatever holy book they use.

Eck! said...

So far 55 years and counting I've seen the Jerry Falwell's
immoral majority, Anita Bryant and all their sycophants
and wanna be followers trying to make the USA into
The Christian Federal States.

They all forget that the Constitution prohibits a state
religion of any form. You (people) can believe in what
you want but the government has none and cannot project
any beliefs. For the government to have a "belief or
religion" it would then become a fellowship, church,
or whatever and in conflict with the Constitution and
its foundation. That makes those trying to
institutionalize religion as part of government
a special form of seditionist.

Why is that so ingrained in our history... Blame the
King of England!


Eck!