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Sunday, June 9, 2019

ISO Tailor

Posted by on or about 16:12
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2 comments:

dinthebeast said...

I read that his suits aren't tailored because he's afraid of a tailor leaking his actual measurements to the press.

-Doug in Oakland

6/10/2019 2:29 AM
w3ski said...

I read about the White House Tailor and he denies having anything to do with the England debacle. But then isn't the Whitehouse tailor responsible for Cheeto boy's every day look? The too long tie and pants that drag on the ground come to mind.
I can only figure their British tailor did a tongue in cheek version of a well-dressed man. Even Jared had sleeves too short. I think somebody got them good.
w3ski

6/10/2019 10:48 AM

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