Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Thursday, December 20, 2018

Mattis Quits

The day after Trump seemed to have obeyed an order from Putin to withdraw U.S. forces from Syria, Secretary of Defense James Mattis quit, wishing Trump good luck in finding a servile toady to take over the job.

OK, that's my take on it.
Defense Secretary Jim Mattis is stepping down from his post, President* Donald Trump announced Thursday, after the retired Marine general clashed with the president over a troop drawdown in Syria and Trump’s go-it-alone stance in world affairs.
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“Because you have the right to have a secretary of defense whose views are better aligned with yours on these and other subjects, I believe it is right for me to step down from my position,” Mattis wrote.
The Russians can't be bothered to hide their satisfaction. They seemed to have gotten a lot for their money.

(Mattis's letter to Trump. Which is too long for Trump to bother to read and he won't, because his name isn't in every paragraph.)

6 comments:

B said...

One should not hire an expert and then ignore his advice.

Especially when he can retire and live comfortably.

Snowdog said...

Well there goes the last adult in the administration.

DTWND said...

Before the entire structure comes tumbling down, can we PLEASE invoke the 25th amendment!?
Asking for a friend.

Dale

dinthebeast said...

His resignation letter was a doozy.

-Doug in Oakland

bearsense said...

“Because you have the right to have a secretary of defense whose views are better aligned with yours on these and other subjects, I believe it is right for me to step down from my position,”

He misspoke. Should have inserted "... better aligned with the idiotic misinformed views you hold on these ...?

CenterPuke88 said...

Be afraid, be very afraid.