Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Thursday, February 24, 2011

And His Great-Grandfather Always Politely Assisted Widows and Orphans Into the Gas Chambers


(Found here.)

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

Pretty old story (2009), but yeah...oxymoron thingie of the week. He'd protect the environment...the Aryan environment(??!?).

-blessed holy socks, the non-perishable-zealot said...

Kick-ass header, dude (especially liked your line bout the Democrats and how they, whotdyoosay? have no bawls?? WHAT???) God bless you with discernment --- Personally, I'd go to 'HeresWhatThoseWhoThink' first outta my 11 blogs. God bless you with discernment, brudda.