Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Tuesday, January 29, 2008

Sleazeball Politicians: Democratic Edition

Last time I paid attention to the Florida primary on the Democratic side, the national party had stripped Florida of all of its delegates for jumping the primary queue. None of the candidates were supposed to campaign there.

Except now it seems Clinton did. And now that she won the primary, she is saying she will work to seat the Florida delegation. Sleazebucket.

The only good news from Florida seems to be that Giuliani's campaign implosion has played out.

McCain, the "more war, all the time" candidate vs. Clinton, the "four more years of sleaze" candidate.

Blecch. After four years of McCain, we won't have a functioning economy. With Clinton, we won't have a functioning government, for the Republicans will retake the Congress in 2010. Clinton seems to have her own bubble, so she is qualified to step right into the shoes of Stupie McJackoff.

Why does it seem we always come down to a contest of the chowderheads, the evil of the two lessers? You fuckers in Iowa or New Hampster couldn't take a serious look at Biden or Dodd or Richardson? Richardson was arguably the most qualified person to run for president in a generation and you went for two pretty boys and a woman, none of whom have ever been responsible for much of anything?

We couldn't do much worse if we threw a huge lawn dart from the Space Station and whomsoever's house it landed closest to, that person became the next president.

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

This fucker from Iowa caucused for Edwards.

Comrade Misfit said...

Edwards is one of the "pretty boys."

IMO

BobG said...

The best candidate, for those old enough to remember him.

Comrade Misfit said...

Now yer talkin', BobG!