Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck, A/K/A Dolt-45,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset., A/K/A P01135809

Monday, January 7, 2008

Ask Yourself Why This is So

the Republicans are very big on voluntary compliance for corporations. They're real big on draconian laws for individuals, if they could get away with imposing the death penalty for misdemeanors, they would.

But when it comes to big rich corporations, they'll only ask them "pretty please, Mr. Fatkatz, will you agree to stop polluting the water and the air?" And if the answer is "fuck off, punk," they'll go away and say "well, we tried."

Imagine if you got to live your life as if you were a corporation in BushCoLand. If your neighbor annoyed you, you could go over and shoot him. The cops would come by and ask you nicely please not to do that again.

Mandatory for people, voluntary for corporations.

Ask yourself why.

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