Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

DONALD TRUMP IS A CONVICTED FELON. CASE CLOSED.

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- Trump

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

Karma may sometimes be late to arrive.
But it never loses an address.

Thursday, August 2, 2007

The Shaving of the George

George is 11 years old. Each summer, he tends to get mats and knots in his fur. Sometimes I can cut them out and he manages to remove the rest. I use a trimmer and I put him in the tub so he cannot gain traction on anything. This year, he fought me on it, so I took him to the vet's and they shaved him down.

What was funny was that the evening before I took him in, he hopped in the tub and looked up at me as if to say "let's do it now."

I still took him in.

They closed the salt mine at noon today. Yesterday there was a power failure in the late afternoon and today, while there was electricity, the air conditioning was FUBAR. It is 90degF outside; being in an enclosed building while wearing a long lined skirt was not my idea of fun, even it the pantyhose and heels came off hours before that. So I came home.

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