Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Thursday, August 2, 2007

The Shaving of the George

George is 11 years old. Each summer, he tends to get mats and knots in his fur. Sometimes I can cut them out and he manages to remove the rest. I use a trimmer and I put him in the tub so he cannot gain traction on anything. This year, he fought me on it, so I took him to the vet's and they shaved him down.

What was funny was that the evening before I took him in, he hopped in the tub and looked up at me as if to say "let's do it now."

I still took him in.

They closed the salt mine at noon today. Yesterday there was a power failure in the late afternoon and today, while there was electricity, the air conditioning was FUBAR. It is 90degF outside; being in an enclosed building while wearing a long lined skirt was not my idea of fun, even it the pantyhose and heels came off hours before that. So I came home.

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