Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Wednesday, August 1, 2007

The Airplane That Sings to My Soul

The B-17.


I'm not sure I can explain it, but there is something different about B-17s.

A long time ago, I was between jobs and to have something to do, I took some kind of bullshit literature course at Harvard's extension school. I was sitting in the classroom, waiting for the class to resume after the break, when two kids behind me started conversing in German. All of a sudden, I felt as though I was in a B-17. I wasn't flying it, I was sitting at the navigator's station behind the bombardier. It was cold and I could feel the rubber of an oxygen mask. The sensation only lasted a few seconds, but it felt real enough.

Most pilots dream of fighters and yes, I'd love to fly one. Time was that during the tour flights of B-17s, such as Aluminum Overcast, if you had a pilot's license, you could actually take the controls for a few minutes and log a few minutes of time in one. But our friends at the FAA took a dim view of that, for our own good, you unnerstan'.

I can't even dream of being able to afford to fly a B-17. But the tug is there, nonetheless.

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