Orange Felon Can't Tell Me What to Do

Words of Advice:

DONALD TRUMP IS A CONVICTED FELON (AND EPSTEIN'S BFF). CASE CLOSED.

"America, where we restrict access to vaccines and healthcare, but you can have all the guns you want." -- Stonekettle

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

If something sounds good in your head, don't let it come out of your mouth.

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Tear Gas Tastes Like Fascism." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

Karma may sometimes be late to arrive.
But it never loses an address.

Saturday, August 6, 2016

Caturday

"Crackers", a friend's cat.

Thursday, August 4, 2016

But the Pilots Will Have to Handle the Dreaded "Thirteen-Engine Approach!"

NASA has begun working on a new X-Plane, officially designated X-57 but nicknamed “Maxwell.” The electric aircraft will be powered by an impressive fourteen electric motors. Maxwell is the first new X-plane designated research aircraft from NASA in a decade.
"Maxwell"? That would make sense if it was the X-86.



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The GOP's Orange-Haired Dumpster Fire Continues Unabated

Donald Trump has been bragging that he is good to disabled people because he complies with the American with Disabilities Act.

In other Trump news, there is now hard proof that he has tiny hands. So he's been lying about that.

Elsewhere:
Fox’s Meghan McCain chided Donald Trump and his family for casting aspersions on her father’s record of service when they had no understanding of military or veterans’ issues.

Speaking on Outnumbered Wednesday afternoon, McCain noted that her two brothers had had multiple deployments to Iraq and Afghanistan among other places and “served with honor while [Trump’s] sons were doing reality television shows.” She continued, “So being told that my family doesn’t understand war and veterans and veterans issues breaks my heart.” ... “I know what it’s like to watch my brothers deploy and think that they’re not going to come back,” Meghan McCain concluded. “I know what that feels like. And the Trumps do not.”
Sen. McCain's sons go overseas with weapons to fight America's enemies. Donald Trump's sons go overseas with weapons to kill animals for their heads.

And if you want an idea what life is like in a place where a thin-skinned jerk can order about the cops, go read this.

It's probably not escaped your notice, Gentle Readers, that Hillary Clinton has been lying low and not making news. When your political adversary is making a fool of himself, a wise candidate steps back and lets him continue.

UPDATE: Thin-skinned, to boot.

Wednesday, August 3, 2016

For Space Nerds, This is Yuuge!

The first full-duration test-firing of a recovered SpaceX booster.


It costs $60 million or so to make that booster stage. Being able to reuse them, reliably, will shave the cost of putting stuff into space.


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The Thin-Skinned, Short-Fingered Bully

Donald J. Trump’s unabashed and continuing hostility toward the parents of a slain Muslim American soldier, and his attacks on Republican leaders who have rebuked him for it, threaten to shatter his uneasy alliance with the Republican Party at the outset of the general election campaign.

Ignoring the pleas of his advisers and entreaties from party leaders in Washington, Mr. Trump only dug in further on Tuesday. He told a Virginia television station that he had no regrets about his clash with Khizr and Ghazala Khan, the parents of an Army captain killed in Iraq. And in an extraordinarily provocative interview with The Washington Post, Mr. Trump declined to endorse for re-election several Republicans who had criticized him, including the House speaker, Paul D. Ryan of Wisconsin, and Senator John McCain of Arizona, who both face primaries this month.
The Donald just can't let anything go. He can't be a mensch about anything. Anybody that arouses his ire has to be attacked, even if doing so only lessens his own stature.

And this is the guy that about 30% of the GOP primary voters would trust with the power to order around Federal LEOs and the armed forces.

The bind moggles.

If he wins, he'll probably make it a Federal crime to insult the size of his hands.

Just the sort of thing that a short-fingered vulgarian would do.

Does Trump Know He's Going to Lose?

He's already complaining that the election will be rigged.

Which is funny since voter fraud seems to be a GOP thing.

The underlying thing is that Trump would rather be labeled a "victim" than a "loser". Which is a reason to hope for an Obama-grade blowout.

Tuesday, August 2, 2016

Remember When the Republicans Lambasted Bill Clinton for Being a "Draft Dodger"?

Bet they won't have shit to say about The Donald's five deferments. Just as they said nothing about Romney's or Cheney or Ashcroft or Quayle or Dubya or Limbaugh not going to fight.

Other than the points that (a) Trump can't keep his story straight as to why he wasn't drafted and (b) GOP hypocrisy, the "he didn't serve in Vietnam" is sort of a bogus charge. If you were alive and sentient at the time, you might recall that draft dodging was a very common endeavor, especially among middle-class and upper-class white boys.

Still, they all seem to become chickenhawks in the end.

Even if it was common as all fuck, Trump sort of stands out, though, as somebody who both dodged the draft and then didn't feel an ounce of guilt or remorse at the fact that somebody else had to go and fight in his stead. Because the meatgrinder that was the Vietnam War was always kept supplied with fresh cannon fodder.

Betrayal of Trust, British Army Edition

This is bullshit of a type that can only come from the honorless bastards who tend to populate the senior officer ranks in a military:
SAS soldiers believe they have been betrayed after military police were called in over a huge haul of ammunition, grenades and guns handed in during a weapons amnesty.

Senior commanders became alarmed by the vast stockpile despite “no questions asked” assurances given to members of the elite special forces regiment to encourage them to dump souvenirs collected during missions.
The soldiers have a right to feel outraged.

And as to the senior officers: Smart move, shafting an entire organization of trained killers. Sleep tight, you bastards.

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