Orange Felon Can't Tell Me What to Do

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DONALD TRUMP IS A CONVICTED FELON (AND EPSTEIN'S BFF). CASE CLOSED.

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Monday, October 27, 2025

Da Fuq?

Trump got a MRI because unknown reasons?

Who gets a MRI for fun?

6 comments:

Jones, Jon Jones said...

That was the original speculation as that was not kit in the Whitehouse. How does that correlate with venous insufficiency among other things? And then there are TIA's Not an official name in mt grandmother's time

https://www.mayoclinic.org/diseases-conditions/transient-ischemic-attack/symptoms-causes/syc-20355679

Ten Bears said...

Stopped using the tube here five years ago, now it's a big donut, looks kinda' like the nacelles of the latest Star Trek Enterprise. Used to take a half and hour, maybe more, now it's ten minutes. Walter Reed lacks the latest technology? For the Pretendident? Something certainly isn't adding up about this story ...

Eck! said...

My call is there is something, but not sure if its of what.

Eck!

bearsense said...

The MRI failed to reveal a brain, heart or guts. It did show that turmp’s optic nerves were directly connected to his asshole; giving him a shitty view on everything.

Comrade Misfit said...

They do a MRI on him every six months, now. So they're looking for signs of a stroke, dementia or Alzheimer's.

In other words, he's got some serious health issues that we may find out about only after he croaks in the next year or two.

dinthebeast said...

They gave me an MRI in the hospital last summer for my swollen ankles, so that may be what they were doing with him. I had other issues as well, but I think the MRI was for my ankles.

-Doug in Sugar Pine