Orange Felon Can't Tell Me What to Do

Words of Advice:

DONALD TRUMP IS A CONVICTED FELON (AND EPSTEIN'S BFF). CASE CLOSED.

"America, where we restrict access to vaccines and healthcare, but you can have all the guns you want." -- Stonekettle

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

If something sounds good in your head, don't let it come out of your mouth.

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Tear Gas Tastes Like Fascism." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

Karma may sometimes be late to arrive.
But it never loses an address.

Friday, October 10, 2025

No Peace Prize for Trump

If you were to read the citation for Maria Corina Machado, the winner of the 2025 Prize you might conclude that DPO's[1] (and Pee-Wee German's) push to institute a dictatorship will be disqualifying for his public campaign to get one.

We all know why he wants one: Obama got one, so he wants one. It's as childish and no more complicated than that.
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[1] Dementia Patient One.

2 comments:

Eck! said...

For that reason alone we need to laugh harder at karen47. That and its clear hes the butt of a joke.

Eck!

w3ski said...

Don't forget the shiney parts. He also wants it because it's gold. He's like Midas, with his love for all that is gold.
w3ski