Orange Felon Can't Tell Me What to Do

Words of Advice:

DONALD TRUMP IS A CONVICTED FELON. CASE CLOSED.

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- Trump

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

Karma may sometimes be late to arrive.
But it never loses an address.

Friday, February 14, 2025

There Was a Time When We Were "The Good Guys".

Not any more.

No, we're not the good guys. Now, as Hunter S. Thompson foretold, we're just a bunch of corrupt heavily-armed thugs with the morals of skeevy used-car dealers.

3 comments:

Comrade Misfit said...

Pro tip: Dare me to delete your comment and I will do just that.

You can fuck all the way off. You know who you are.

DTWND said...

That is how this current regime operates, like the mafia.
That Biden crime family’s got nothing on me.
You do me a favor and I’ll do one for you.
Youse got a nice country here, be a shame if anything happened to it.
Yo, Pamela. The justice department has disrespected me. I wants you to take them out at the kneecaps.
Muskrat, make an example of the departments that won’t do what I say. That’ll keep the others in line.

And the Republicans just follow their marching orders, while glancing at each other wondering what’s next.

Dale

Eck! said...

Like assholes the 30% bad are whats noticed. The rest a re trying to make up for that.

Eck!