Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Tuesday, December 10, 2024

Not Sure if This is True

RUMINT is that the two people who called 911 to rat out the accused shooter of the UHC Scumbag CEO are being told they can't claim the reward because they didn't call through Crimestoppers to get a claim code. Just like the health care industry, screwing people over for not reading the fine print.

The Yelp reviews on the McDonald's in Altoona have been brutal. between that, the poisonous onions, and the chain now being the TOFF's favorite food, I'd sell the stock short.

RUMINT also is that there are people in the dead CEO's circle saying that he had plans to reform things. Yeah, sure. That sounds a hell of a lot like the cases where an armed robber is shot dead by a cop or a citizen and the dead robber's family claims that he was going to turn his life around and that he was going to use the money from this last job to pay his bus fare to seminary.

3 comments:

Infidel753 said...

Now that's epic-level screwing people over. Even Judas at least did receive his thirty pieces of silver, though he didn't get to enjoy them very long.

Eck! said...

...Speculative thoughts.
CEO serves at the behest possibly the forbearance of the BOD... I
posited that there may be a coincidence between his death and
the 2.5% stock rise the next day?

Reforms might lower profit.
If you can get away with it, greed is still good.

Sometimes I consider corporations to be wild animals. They exist,
consume, and do things to survive including kill (figurative or actual).


Eck!

MarkS said...

If true, the denial of the reward because of a technicality would be the most American thing until the next one. Small wonder that there wasn't widespread sadness when the CEO got popped.