Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Sunday, October 20, 2024

Investigate, Indict, Arrest, Try, Convict, Imprison and Deport This Clown

Tech billionaire Elon Musk has said he will give away $1m (£766,000) a day to a registered voter in the key swing state of Pennsylvania until the US presidential election in November.

I'm pretty sure that paying voters to vote is rather illegal. But he's so fucking rich that he pretty much thinks he can do whatever the hell he wants, from buying votes to blowing shit all over South Texas.

It's not as though he'll spend a day in jail, anyway. He'll just go somewhere else, as he has a few other times.

9 comments:

Nebris said...

Second Amendment Solution

Comrade Misfit said...

That's kind of crossing the line. Try not to imply resorting to mob violence, please. Leave that bullshit to the Trumpanzees, if you will.

Stewart Dean said...

More on Starbase and the surrounding envornment/parkland from Drum:
https://jabberwocking.com/did-elon-musk-really-have-to-study-whether-his-rockets-might-hit-sharks-and-whales/

w3ski said...

Elon is a tRump groupie now. If Donny wins, there will be no stopping him. If Kamala wins, maybe we can Prosecutor the sob.
w3ski

Nebris said...

Musk plans to enslave and even murder American citizens. For that manner of psychopath, violence is usually the *only* solution.

Comrade Misfit said...

Evidence, please.

Nebris said...

Really, ma'am? I know full well you have been listening carefully to TOFF. And Musk is right there on board with him. That gives you more evidence than I could possibly rustle up.

Nebris said...

The one we really have to beware of is Vance. He may be a weirdo, but he's not gaga like TOFF, and far smarter. If they get in, TOFF won't last six months. Vance and his backers, creatures like Peter Theil, push him out. [thinks of Putin style lol] Then we'd really be deeply, deeply fucked. Oh, yeah, Musk would probably go along with all that, no sweat...

Nebris said...

Of course, I doubt anyone is gonna pop Musk. I'd cheer, but I also know he's just one Oligarch of many and shit would roll on as usual. I do have hope that Accelerating Climate Change will wash away most of our Ruling Class.