Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

DONALD TRUMP IS A CONVICTED FELON. CASE CLOSED.

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- Trump

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

Karma may sometimes be late to arrive.
But it never loses an address.

Wednesday, October 9, 2024

Hurricane or No, If Biden Did This, the Press Would Lead With It

Trump thinks that the governor of Maine, Janet Mills, is a man.

Former President Donald Trump made a string of false statements on a Monday call to Maine supporters during which he repeatedly referred to Gov. Janet Mills as “he” and conflated issues affecting the lobster industry.

He also thinks that he went to Gaza, when there is no evidence that he ever did.

If Mar-a-Lago has a memory-care unit, it's time to move the poor man into it, bless his blasted and corrupted heart.

1 comment:

dan gerene said...

"He was joking. You don't understand sarcasm. Sleepy Joe said this '(Blank)' once. Liberuls have no sense of humor. He didn't say what you quoted him as saying. The video lies."
Trump's Devoted Splainers or TDS for short.