Orange Felon Can't Tell Me What to Do

Words of Advice:

DONALD TRUMP IS A CONVICTED FELON. CASE CLOSED.

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- Trump

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Never Get Into Anything With a 'Jesus Nut'." -- every fixed-wing pilot

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

Karma may sometimes be late to arrive.
But it never loses an address.

Thursday, October 10, 2024

Kremlin Confirms Donnie Sent Covid Testing Machines to His KGBFF

They've confirmed that, as the pandemic took hold, Trump cared more about Putin than he did Americans.

But you and I know that they're cult members who deny reality at every turn.

" Update: Some anacephalic in the RWNM called it "diplomacy.

2 comments:

Wayne Wilson said...

Seems I remember gov newsome sending billion of dollars to china for masks and test kits and not getting them. He might have got a kickback for himself.

Comrade Misfit said...

How does trying to buy Covid stuff from China compare in any way to sending scarce testing machines to Putin for his personal use?