Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Friday, October 4, 2024

MTG Shows, Once Again, That She is Dumber Than the Average Bag of Hammers

Marjorie Taylor Greene challenges YOU to prove Hurricane Helene wasn’t an inside job.

As the death toll from one of the worst U.S. storms in recent memory topped 200 on Friday morning, the Republican congresswoman and noted conspiracy theorist posted a timely reminder on X that “yes they can control the weather” and that “it’s ridiculous for anyone to lie and say it can’t be done.”

First off, when people like her say "they control" anything, they mean the Jews. Which would track with her past statements about forest fires.

Second, when someone argues a conspiracy theory, it's a pretty good good indication that they have no idea how things really work. Only a four-starred blithering idiot would believe that anyone controls the weather. And that is a good description of both MTG and the people in her district who vote for her.

2 comments:

Mooneyguy said...

If I could control the weather (being a Democrat and all), Palm Beach County would be the hurricane capitol of the world.

Sikhandtake said...

If 'those people' had any control over the weather, let alone that degree, then MTG would have been struck dead by lightning years ago. Or carried away by a tornado. Or been swallowed up by a briefly opened chasm in the Earth triggered by a freak earthquake.