Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Wednesday, October 2, 2024

Another Dumb MAGA Texan

There are some redundancies in the title of this post.

Anyway:

The guitar supposedly signed by Taylor Swift that was sold for $4,000 to a Texas man who immediately smashed it with a hammer wasn’t authentic, a source close to Swift’s merch company told HuffPost on Tuesday.

So by destroying a counterfeit, it can be argued that that MAGA Moran actually did Taylor Swift a favor.

Smooth move, dude.

Switching gears, "don't pay attention to our past crimes, let's look to the future" doesn't work anywhere else but in GOP campaigns.

2 comments:

dan gerene said...

As far as not paying attention to their past crime goes. There are commenters on volume sites like MSN that will say January 6, 2021 is old news and water under the bridge. But can then say we have to follow the Constitution exactly as written which is over 235 years old, also Bill cheated on Hillary. They practice cognitive dissonance to the max as long as it fits their narrative,

DTWND said...

I cannot take credit for the following, I saw it on another forum.

Dale

The state of the USA under four years of Biden (at least from what Trump and the MAGAs tell us) and the vision for the future if Kamala Harris becomes President.

We are told America is ‘literally’ a third world country. A run down, desolate, violent, expensive, economic wasteland, with spiraling inflation, where millions of pedophiliac criminals released from lunatic asylums run free, murdering and raping innocent women and children in their homes. Where the cities are burning at the hands of rampaging ANTIFA thugs and where every shop is looted by criminals (up to $950 worth) while the police do nothing.

Where women are sad, lonely, afraid, and isolated, but thankful that their unborn child, conceived through rape at the hands of a violent immigrant, will legally have to be carried to term.

Where inflation at 2.9% is through the roof such that bacon can only be bought by the rich with ID and where in a country where a Band-Aid in the ER costs $1200, children have their genitals cut off routinely at school.

Where every schoolroom has children dressed up as cats shitting in boxes on the floor, and where hard-core pornographic literature is read to five-year-olds by pedophile drag queens in every public library.

Where Christians are persecuted and jailed just for saying the word Christmas. Where no one has free speech or is able to go on Twitter, Facebook, YouTube, Quora, Rumble, Telegram, Reddit, Substack, etc etc, and say any violent, racist, hateful bullshit they want, because the Communist, Marxist, Fascist democrats have shut people down.

Where people are dragged from their homes and are forced to receive vaccines against their will that the deep state know will leave them disabled and infertile.

Nothing and no one in America is safe, even the cats and dogs and geese and ducks and any other potentially edible domestic animal will get taken and eaten by these rampaging murderers. Where even prescription drugs are laced with fentanyl due to migrant drug smuggling gangs.

A terrible, awful apocalyptic nightmare of a failing country, a country in decline. Nothing except the actions of one man can save this disgusting hellhole of a once proud nation, now destroyed in just four years by Joe Biden and his son’s laptop. But HE, the glorious, orange, all-caps chosen one sent to save America, will do it on day one, simply by drilling large holes all over national parks (which are filled with trash and murdering rapists anyway) to get more oil and taxing imports of mobile phones. This is truly the answer to childcare costs and HE is the Messiah.