Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Monday, May 6, 2024

Contemptible Don, Part Deux

Judge Juan M. Merchan has again held Trump in contempt of court and fined him another $1,000 for violating the gag order, sternly warning the former president of the possibility of jail for future violations.

He said Trump’s statement “threaten to interfere with the fair administration of justice and constitute a direct attack on the rule of law. I cannot allow that to continue.”

“As much as I don’t want to impose a jail sanction,” the judge added, “I want you to understand that I will have to if necessary and appropriate.”

A weekend in a cellblock with only his SS detail for company might do Donnie Von Shitzenpantz a world of good. Guys in stir don't get cell phones. And people will kill for pictures of him in a jail jumpsuit.

5 comments:

Andolphus Grey said...

These judges keep teasing us. Lock him up for goodness sakes. It's like waiting for a Christmas that never comes.

Eck! said...

Seems appropriate...

Lock Him Up... everyone repeat....

Eck!

Jones, Jon Jones said...

Is this one of Obama's red lines?

dinthebeast said...

As long as they lock him up overnight so he doesn't have what he needs to do his hair in the morning...

-Doug in Sugar Pine

dan gerene said...

Just locking him up until Tweet-Xing Time (3AM) would be a good practice run like an Alpha Test for the MAGAts reaction. And then later the Beta Version for hopefully, a bit more time in the clink. He can run his campaign on Fox News, Newsmax etc. from his jail cell since they are already doing it for him now.