Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Tuesday, January 16, 2024

Don't Let Them Live in Your Head Today

Everybody knew that the TOFF was going to win the Iowa caucuses. There wasn't any doubt about that. Anyone on the news who spends more than thirty seconds (OK, two minutes) on that story is a moron.

Don't join them.

It's his party. It's his cult. If you want to save this country, you know what you have to do.

(Also, the rest of us can get back to not giving a fuck about Iowa.)

3 comments:

dan gerene said...

Our local TV news stations, especially the Fox one, were acting surprised that he won in a landslide (51%). Even CNN jumped on that bandwagon, but I don't think they are as far left as the RWNJ commenters like to claim.

Comrade Misfit said...

A landslide of the less than 15% of registered Republicans who bothered to show up. Maybe 50,000 people statewide.

Color me “unimpressed”.

Sikhandtake Rakhuvar said...

As many commentators have noted, the interesting bit here is that 49% did NOT want Trump. The weather was reportedly bad, so the attendees were presumably *really* intent on making their view known.

If that holds throughout the GOP in November, it is possible that an election-losing proportion of them will stay home, vote for a third party, or (probably not many) vote for Biden.