Just an Earth-Bound Misfit: The Rantings of an Aging, Armed, Pinko Chick

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Saturday, January 6, 2024

Caution

3 comments:

seafury said...: PAHK THE CAH YA BASTID!!!; 1/06/2024 5:37 PM
Ten Bears said...: Ohhhhh, it's not that bad, fergoddesssakes, 37*F wind only 22mph ... there's barely whitecaps on the water, I can see a hundred feet from me. I think the newsies were so desperate for anything to distract from (((trump))) they turned this into a major event that it's not

My son, on-the-other-hand, hopped over the Cascades to see Grampa without checking the weather and now there's 22 inches of fresh 4x4 powder between him and home

I pretty sure that that red car is so far off to the right because there's a pothole right there that driving an eMini through is like jumpin' the Snake on a rocket powered Harley ...; 1/07/2024 10:21 AM
Old NFO said...: They'll ignore it like they do everything else, sigh...; 1/07/2024 5:00 PM