Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Tuesday, January 23, 2024

Bullshit in Court, WLP Ed.

Longtime NRA leader Wayne LaPierre is too ill to commit to all-day testimony in his ongoing corruption trial in New York, his lawyer said in a court document made public Friday.

Funny how all of WLP's alleged infirmities came to light when he was about to have to testify with regard to all of his alleged graft and self-dealing at the NRA.

This smells like the tactics that Vincent Gigante pulled to stay out of prison for years. Maybe he's really ill.

But it does seem rather convenient.

3 comments:

seafury said...

Not a member of the NRA so I don't have any perspective, What does the membership say? is he their version of Donald Trump?

Glypto Dropem said...

Hi Comrade,

I was previously an annual member that was on my way to an NRA Life Membership on a monthly installment plan, when all this WLP B.S. came out about him using the NRA as his personal piggy bank. I immediately shut off the automatic payment money spigot, but because I paid in so much already, I am an annual member until November 30, 2027. Whether I go beyond that depends on them purging their ranks of crooks like WLP and the feckless leadership that makes the NRA stand for "Negotiating Rights Away." Every piece of mail that arrives from them goes directly from my mailbox to my recycling barrel, and I have unsubscribed to all their emails. That said, they are still a prime source of training, and I will be attending a Basic Range Safety Officer course this weekend.

I now have a paid up Life Membership with The Second Amendment Foundation, and sent them a $200 contribution to their legal funds so they can continue suing the crap out of disarmament tyrants nationwide.

montag said...

At least Vinnie the Chin put on a good show, shuffling around Greenwich Village in his PJs when he was running his charade. When I see WLP shuffling around his gated community in his PJs I might believe him, or not.