Just an Earth-Bound Misfit: The Rantings of an Aging, Armed, Pinko Chick

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Wednesday, October 4, 2023

Well, That Was Annoying.

12 comments:

Paul said...: According to the QANON peeps, that Emergency Broadcast triggered a code in our vaccines to unleash the Marburg Virus and begin the zombie apocalypse.

So... well... brrraaaaaaaaiiiinnnnnssssssssss.; 10/04/2023 2:59 PM
MarkS said...: Must be one of my lucky days. Although it startled me, it failed to activate the Marburg virus that was in my Covid vaccinations so I'm not a zombie; 10/04/2023 3:04 PM
M. Bouffant said...: Annoying nothing. It woke me the hell up, & long before I planned on waking up.; 10/04/2023 3:24 PM
Comrade Misfit said...: Mark and Paul, seriously? Those quarter-bright lunatics believe that?; 10/04/2023 3:38 PM
Comrade Misfit said...: a further thought: Did Matt Gaetz and Gym Jordan hear it a day early?; 10/04/2023 3:45 PM
CenterPuke88 said...: Comrade, the theory is:

1) Emergency signal triggers a 5G signal.
2) 5G signal activates the graphene oxide in the COVID vaccines.
3) Activated graphene oxide expands and releases/activates the Marburg virus contained in the COVID vaccine.
4) The Marburg virus will turn some portion of its victims into zombies.

That’s why the QAnon types were wrapping their cellphones in tinfoil or switching them off. On a related note, a counter-programmed message on QAnon forums noted that the starting/ending times of the alert (1420/1450) add up to 17, which means the “White Hats” are actually in control of the Emergency Alert, and the signals may instead be healing.; 10/04/2023 6:38 PM
MarkS said...: You know it's true. You don't even have to search for it.In our timeline, the more ridiculous a thing is, the more likely it is to be true.; 10/04/2023 6:57 PM
Eck! said...: Yep same ones spraying vinegar at the sky for the chemtrails.

Me I knew it was coming so I blocked it. No annoyance here.
Personally I thought it mostly pointless.

Eck!; 10/04/2023 6:58 PM
MarkS said...: The claim that turning off your 5g cell phone wouldn't protect you from the silent, invisible drones. for that, you would need to be grounded, in a Faraday cage. I feel like I'm in the movie Unstrung Heroes; 10/04/2023 7:25 PM
Comrade Misfit said...: More like the Idiocracy has arrived 480 years early.; 10/04/2023 7:50 PM
Richard said...: It was not a big deal. Yes I heard it right on time, 12:20. We get these test alerts, I don't know, maybe several times a month. It is not a problem. If you all want to go off the Q-cliff, go ahead jump.
I don't like this new conspiracy oriented, Republican, fear mongering America. I live in a place where we get floods sometimes. We get an alert, we look out the window, we thank them for the warning. We already know what to do.; 10/04/2023 8:02 PM
Dark Avenger said...: We got an alert a few years about some child-abduction misfits, my spouse was scared
That they might be here, but since I pointed out that we live on the east side of town where the foothills
begin to huddle thickly, and therefore wouldn’t coming in our direction, whatever else they did.; 10/05/2023 9:31 AM