Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Thursday, October 5, 2023

The Trump/MAGA Assassination Plot In the Offing

Former President Donald Trump revealed Thursday that he would accept a short-term role as speaker of the House “if necessary” to unite the Republican Party.

Trump, 77, told Fox News Digital that if Republicans struggle to reach a consensus on a replacement for Rep. Kevin McCarthy (R-Calif.), he’d be willing to fill the role for a “30, 60, or 90-day period.”

The Speaker of the House is second in line for the presidency. So it would work like this: Tthe TOFF becomes Speaker, then the MAGA loons would assassinate President Biden and Vice-President Harris, thus putting the TOFF back in the presidency.

If the TOFF becomes Speaker, the Secret Service will have to triple up their protection for both Biden and Harris. Because sure as shit, if those MAGA loons are crazy enough to try to kill the governors of Wisconsin and Michigan, they're nuts enough to try this.

1 comment:

seafury said...

How soon will the rethugs change "indicted" to "convicted" in order to allow the change to go through? But what am I worried about? The Dems and certain repub's will be very concerned and remind us there is simply nothing to be done. Sigh, if only we could stop this.