Orange Felon Can't Tell Me What to Do

Words of Advice:

DONALD TRUMP IS A CONVICTED FELON. CASE CLOSED.

"America, where we restrict access to vaccines and healthcare, but you can have all the guns you want." -- Stonekettle

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

If something sounds good in your head, don't let it come out of your mouth.

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Tear Gas Tastes Like Fascism." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

Karma may sometimes be late to arrive.
But it never loses an address.

Saturday, April 23, 2022

If Once is Happenstance, Twice is Coincidence, Is Six a Purge?

Six Russian oligarchs have died by their own hand since the beginning of the year.

Allegedly.

3 comments:

dinthebeast said...

Russian oligarchs and their families are dropping like flies. Perhaps the surviving ones will get the message?

-Doug in Sugar Pine

seafury said...

Good thing we don't have oligarchs here. Quite the dangerous occupation.

Stewart Dean said...

Poor Vlad, it's so difficult to find quality oligarchs, good substantial pliant tools who will do his will competently and stash his toys for him (he who dies with the most toys...). It's so hard being a psychopath, no one understands, no one does what you want them to. It's so simple really: he is the Tsar of All Russia, and the Dread of the World; if people (those ants crawling about) would just accept that and make burnt offerings of their first born, everything would be fine. I hear Satan has trouble getting good help too.