Just an Earth-Bound Misfit: The Rantings of an Aging, Armed, Pinko Chick

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Saturday, April 2, 2022

Caturday

Following some tooth extractions, Chip has Horner’s syndrome. That’s when the optic (or auditory) nerve gets disturbed during dental surgery. Could be from lidocaine, it could be from a little bit of bleeding. It’s supposed to resolve itself in between 2 weeks to 4 months.

6 comments:

Paul W said...: noooo poor kitty. My cats Ocean and Mal send their meows.; 4/02/2022 9:19 AM
seafury said...: Looks like he has one high beam on. he's set for day night excursions. Hope he gets well soon.; 4/02/2022 10:13 AM
Ombibulous said...: Poor guy. I hope he has a quick recovery.; 4/02/2022 10:48 AM
gray fox said...: Oh dear! Hope it improves soon.

How can you tell what he (?) is hearing?; 4/02/2022 3:43 PM
Jack the Cold Warrior said...: Hope the little guy gets well ASAP!; 4/02/2022 10:34 PM
Comrade Misfit said...: He seems to be much better. Back to the dry food on Tuesday, which should be interesting.; 4/03/2022 4:35 PM