Orange Felon Can't Tell Me What to Do

Words of Advice:

DONALD TRUMP IS A CONVICTED FELON. CASE CLOSED.

"America, where we restrict access to vaccines and healthcare, but you can have all the guns you want." -- Stonekettle

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

If something sounds good in your head, don't let it come out of your mouth.

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Tear Gas Tastes Like Fascism." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

Karma may sometimes be late to arrive.
But it never loses an address.

Thursday, December 2, 2021

In the Event That You Have More Money Than You Know What to do With

You can buy a gold-plated Colt Python for only four grand.

2 comments:

Borepatch said...

And a non-gold plated one for $3,500 ...

w3ski said...

I know the working parts aren't gold, but I wonder if it's still got the "colt trigger" that was so smooth.
I still cry over the day I passed by one in Oregon for $399 when I had that much on a card.
Just have to live with my model 66.
w3ski